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Kyoko Mogami ([personal profile] daikonrose) wrote in [community profile] hugtopia_logs2021-06-02 07:19 pm

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Who: Shinji, Kaito, and Kyoko
Where: starting at their house, then heading outta town into p r i m e picnic territory
When: Dianir 6
What: an birfday
Rating: PG max, I'm sure


Kaito and Kyoko had planned. They'd plotted. They'd formed a pact! They'd perfected recipes and toiled away preparing feasts and gifts in secret, and now the promised hour of the promised day had arrived.

It was time to put this kidnapping into motion.

Even as she put the last carrot flowers into place, Kyoko was on high alert for the sounds of a certain birthday boy approaching--like those footsteps falling softly out in the hall. Glancing urgently over at her partner in crime, she hissed, "Kaito! The target! Intercept!!"
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Who could have imagined the fastest way to murder Kaito was to reveal the faces he made while carefully crafting small animals out of fruit. He jabbed an accusing finger in Kyoko's direction.

"Y'just wait and see what she's got in store for you."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah?"

Is it some kind of competition now? Who can be the cutest while... making things? Or does he just mean that she has something exceptionally cute in store to murder him with? He looks between Kai and Kyoko, partially curious about how this will unfold, but also a bit worried about how much the knowledge of this Extra Effort and the cute people doing it might end his life.

For now, though, he will sit back and let this war over who makes cuter faces and/or things unfold without his input. Just gonna nibble that apple bunny. Yum.
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It was already well established that birthdays were also just to die. He would help prove this thoroughly in a month.

Kai waggled his finger a bit. "But you made really cute faces while you made it. And the other things!" The things he wouldn't spoil! "They're really cute too!" They didn't even touch on all those cute carrot flowers and orange stars, but possibly because those were a team effort.

Oh wait. Hold on. "Oh. Spoilers, Shinji, there's a cake."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-19 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I... had a feeling." He can pretend to be shocked if you need him to, but getting out of a birthday without a cake seems unlikely.

"I'm sure both of you were very cute," he says evenly, like it isn't a very silly thing to be arguing about in the first place.
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey just because he wasn't hip on your cake culture, geez.

But oh. Oh she was being observed. Kai leaned in against Shinji, whispering dramatically. "It was like that one, but happy about it."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-19 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
If Kai got a cake, and Kyoko got two a cake, then Shinji would be a fool to not expect the tradition to continue on his birthday. He'd even gotten a slice on his birthday last year! It's just destined to happen, honestly.

He leans back in return, to catch those very, very secretive whispers better. "Ohhh, I can see it," he nods in agreement. Sorry, Kyoko, you are being Perceived. "Yes, that would be very cute."
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-19 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh-huh." Cutely. "Glad you're enjoying it."

"The point is--" Wait was there a point, Kai where were you going with that-- "maybe some cute things happened cuz we were thinking about the cutest person here."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-19 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyoko's reaction manages to successfully pull out a very small laugh from Shinji, one that would probably last a bit longer if it weren't for Kai's comment. Instead, he ends up nearly choking on one of those laughs. Well done, well done.

"N-no... no, I'm sure it's just because that's how you two are."

Cute people doing cute things. A much more reasonable conclusion to come to, rather than trying to suddenly and incorrectly claim that he's the cutest one here.
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Kai nodded sagely. "Right. Y'gotta accept it, Shinji. We're all gonna get spoiled and real full and maybe watch some clouds or somethin'. It's a lot of responsibility for sure, but I believe in you."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well then. If this is how they're going to be about this, Shinji's going to have to tuck the information of 'accept unwarranted claims of cuteness on your birthday' firmly away. Soon enough, he will have his revenge.

For now, he sighs softly, resigned, before giving them a small nod. Okay, okay, he surrenders. "Fine, fine. As long as you two are getting spoiled, too, I guess... I should accept whatever is thrown my way."
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
The clear answer was that he was going to die.

Kai chuckled a bit, glancing between them fondly. "C'mon, we already wore him down. We'll get to those eventually."
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[personal profile] hedgehogsdilemma 2021-06-21 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
There's no question, he Will Die.

"Food first, please. Just one thing at a time." He can only take so much murder at once, he barely knows what to do with the mere idea of all of this spoiling. If he gets too much piled on him all at once, he simply would not be able to take it. Popping the rest of this apple bunny into his mouth first, presents... sometime later.
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[personal profile] whenyouneedme 2021-06-21 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Apparently." Kai supposed he maybe should have been taking this advice to heart as well for his future self, but oops. Only Shinji's immediate future was on the brain. That, and getting himself a bit of that karaage for himself.

"Mmm~"